you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care


i am going to ikea tomorrow i am so excited

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
wish they had chosen this one though

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

i always want a romantic relationship but when it comes down to it i can never wrap my head around why someone would like me romantically because i am literal garbage